Most of them don't mean anything just a collection of pathetic things i've said or heard this past pathetic month. get inspired or die, idiots.
"My country is ruled by the government." member of my SS class during OWL.
"If we get a new project in social studies, I'M LEAVING." "we get a DBQ." "bye." conversation in spanish.
"I talk to my plants in Swedish. But only my plants can understand my Swedish." My science teacher.
"Our science biochem unit is a bit like taking a fish out of a lake and banging it on the dock, saying (language modified) breath, dang it, breath!!" me at lunch
"LRT: Lethargy, Review and Time Wasting." me in LRT
"That is so gay!" A member of my LA in response to Anne and Peter kissing.
"You have to live and breath solofest, and i'm suffocating." me in gmail chat.
"Maggie! you are so mean! under that smiling nice mask you are an evil person!" member of LA accusing me jokingly when I teased them. This made me laugh.
"What. Maggie never smiles. She's so mean." A response to above. Unsure if this was meant to be serious. But this made me laugh much harder. But the person who said this is a complete (language modified) jerk.
"Anybody who works hard is a nerd." member of my LRT class.
and for a pleasant last note:
"the witch king is ttlyhawt" me
"I WILL BREAK HIM." the witch king.
Tell me if i'm missing some.
School Rant of 2009
15 years ago
3 comments:
Hah, great idea for a post. I might have to use it sometime. I especially like the "our science biochem unit is like taking a fish out of water, whacking it on the dock, and saying breathe, dammit, breathe!" one.
You forgot the "What's a democrat?" one. Not inspirational, but very sad. Then there's the "is George Bush a democrat?"
Then there is good ol' mr. lenz. "how many questions for homework today?" "A MILLION!"
very creative. and sound so much like our school (most of them)
Oh yeah! I should add that one
ha! that sounds like something I would say.
Our school is sad that way ;)
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