Since Life Needs A Little Less Suckiness

This post is devoted to the happy things in life! (because of popular demand) Okay, the happiest things that have ever happened. (These are simple things, it's not like life changing moments people. I've noticed that the most complex things are the most tiresome. And come on, none of us have enough sleep to deal with tiresome things.)

Okay, number one: This was like the best moment of my life. I felt really crappy all during 1-2A at school, which was science. And just to help things, we were watching a gross movie about plagues. Icky, right? Bad moment in the life of Elesar, verdad? Nope, cuz then I went to the nurse because I couldn't really stay at school like this. Then I went hope and piled my blankets on my bed, turned the lights on (it was still dark! We have to get up to early...) and listened to my audiobook while all of youz guys were slaving away at school!! Ha! That was my only sickday... and I like actually enjoyed it, because like a stomach cold is so much easier to handle in your bed, right?

Number two: How about taking a long bikeride to a park about a mile away in 89 degree weather, hanging around there with a friend and biking back to be so hot you jump in the pool with your clothes on? That's pretty nice.

Number three: Picnic time at the park in the summer with certain people that read my blog.

Number four: What isn't fun about playing-god to a bunch of characters that you created? You just sit here at the compy and make their life pretty miserable with like 100 taps of the keys. It really makes a person feel better. You just open all of the shades if it's day time or close all the shades if its nighttime, dim the light until it's almost gone, put on noise-cancelling headphones, play emo music, bring up your word file and commence the writing pwnage.

Number Five: Let's do some math (for the record, math is NOT a happy moment in the history of Ele. Except for maybe this year) f+s*ap+mr=hft. Where f=fritos, s=sandwich, ap=acrylic paint, mr= Maximum ride two audio books and hft= happy fun time!